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I guess I'll go die then. |
Where do I begin? A CEO was shot and half the population celebrated it while the conservatives grabbed at their pearls in horror.
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Brian Thompson after being shot |
Fuck CEOs.
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I guess I'll go die then. |
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Brian Thompson after being shot |
Fuck CEOs.
... Good thing I sold my copies right before the ban. Honestly kind of glad it got banned, card created some really problematic play patterns, along with all the other cards that were banned alongside it. So what other cards were banned along Dockside?
Nadu, Winged Wisdom:
Nadu got the hammer, for obvious reasons. He gets out of hand because his trigger happens so easily and can lead to some feelsbadman moments when it just explodes ahead of everyone else. My experience with this card is playing against on Arena, and while it's not as optimized as the paper version, the deck is still kind of toxic to play against and causes me to groan anytime I see it.
Mana Crypt:
Mana crypt got the ax too, and well, I'm kind of glad it did too. I've had more than a few games I just gave up on winning when I saw someone play this card because I would just be so far behind I had no chance of catching up. I find this ban to be a bit ironic giving WOTC added it to the Ixialan set as a chase rare, so RIP to everyone who bought those packs in hopes of opening one. Another reason to just stop buying sealed product.
Jeweled Lotus:
Another day, another zero cost artifact banned. Sure this card is restricted to just making only one type of mana specifically for casting only your commander, I guess this card was also becoming a problem in more casual games. Who knew something that has no cost and goes mana positive despite its restrictions would be a problem?
TL;DR:
A bunch of stupid toxic cards got printed in the last few years as chase rares, expect for Dockside, that card was only printed to make the worst deck in the whole set somewhat playable and was mostly seen as a "fine on paper, broken in gameplay," kind of card. Most of these cards were printed to encourage people to buy packs, and now they're banned, for obvious reasons. This announcement just further justifies my position of not buying any more sealed product for the foreseeable future.
Seriously, just stop it. The quality of the product is shit and it's not going to get better because WOTC does not care so long as people keep buying the slop they put out. I've been playing Magic for over a decade now and in that time I've watched this game slip increasingly into the scalpers hands because there's so much money to be made on the secondary market especially when it comes to commander.
I sold out and I recommend you do too, it's only going to get worse. As for me, I'll stick to playing Arena and it's janky historic format. It's cheaper and easier than going out and interacting with adult children. Call me an "old fuck," if you want, I'm also super burnt out by all the product that they've been releasing the last couple of years because even when something interesting is released WOTC manages to either restrict distribution of the product, or side load it with a bunch of bulk while including playable cards.
Next time you want to buy sealed magic, instead take that money and either set it on fire or maybe invest in bitcoin/altcoins or something normies do because those things are more productive than giving money to a corporation more interested in exploiting their existing customers than actually making a quality product. INB4 someone says, "Well that's just Capitalism for you," that's the fucking problem you dolt. Capitalism exploits us all and turns the things we love into soulless cash grabs because we're all broken monkey's living on a rock hurling through space trying to find meaning in meaningless things.
I find myself increasingly unenthused about playing magic and have largely stopped playing both in paper and online via Arena. I buy packs occasionally, sure. The rush of opening good stuff helps, but for the most part I just don't have the energy to go and play in person any more, and since the release of OTJ I stopped playing historic brawl, and haven't opened the client despite MH3 releasing a week ago, I just don't feel like it any more. All the passion and love I have for the game has largely faded due to the rise of scalping and the FOMO that pervades the hobby.
Between work and raising a baby my energies are centered else where, I mostly just stay home and Diablo IV now. Diablo is a whole other can of worms though, I bought it on sale back in March and only now hit level 100 playing a Barbarian with the jankiest build ever conceived.
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A snap shot of my character. |
So am I alone in feeling this way, or has anyone else felt the same? Not that anyone will read this article other than the robot that crawls this page, but should an actual human read this I would encourage you to comment on this post and let me know your experiences. What games are you playing to numb the existential dread of existence under capitalism? Let me know.
That's right, I'm a daddy.
She's almost three months old and she is everything.
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Look at her |
In other news, my brother gave me a PC, so I've been using it to play FFXV and Magic Arena. I recently upgraded the RAM and I plan on using this PC to make some new content not just for this blog but also my youtube channel, so look forward to it!
Alright, so I started streaming again, so I'm going to post those streams here if you want to check them out, and I'll also get around to posting a deck list that I'm running. I also had a kid too, so now I'm a Dad... Horray.
This is my latest video, it's probably got the best audio of the three videos. It's also a single match that I did not expect to win.
In this video I play against a sliver's deck that had the game, but instead of going to combat and killing me, they decided to concede the game by drawing five cards while I had Sheoldred on the board while they had eight life.
Not like anyone actually reads this blog, but thanks for reading and watching.